Name: Crochet Positive Penis
Brand: The Essential Living Warehouse
Price: 14.95 AUD
Availability: InStock

$14.95

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Crochet Positive Penis

💪 A tiny package with a huge dose of encouragement!

Meet our handmade Positive Penis — the ultimate quirky gift that’s equal parts hilarious and heartfelt. Crafted with love and yarn, this little guy is here to cheer you on with a sign that reads:

“I may be a tiny penis, but I believe in you.

Go do your thing!”

Standing proudly at 11cm tall, he’s the perfect desk buddy, breakup pick-me-up, or secret Santa gift for someone who could use a giggle and a little motivation.

🎁 Hand-crocheted

😂 Guaranteed to make them smile

🧶 Soft, silly, and full of support

Because sometimes, all you need is a little… encouragement.

Our shipping times range from 7-21 days, depending on the product and location.

Orders from our Melbourne warehouse typically arrive within 7 business days. For made-to-order or overseas warehouse items, please allow 14-21 days for delivery.

Products with a delivery time of 14-21 days are clearly marked in the product description.

We primarily utilize Australia Post and Couriers for shipping, and you'll receive a tracking number via email once your order is dispatched.

At The Essential Living Warehouse we steadfastly commit to the highest standards of safety and quality in all our endeavors. Our dedication to the well-being of our employees, customers, and communities is unwavering. We strive for excellence through rigorous quality control measures, continuous improvement, and a proactive approach to identifying and mitigating risks. This commitment is integral to our values, ensuring the trust and satisfaction of our Shopers.