Executive Authority Black Pen Set – 5 Pack
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Take control with the Executive Authority Black Pen Set. This 5-pack of bold black pens is designed for those who manage madness with style and authority. Featuring unapologetically strong phrases, each pen asserts your command in every situation:
- Captain of This Cluster Fuck
- Ringmaster of This Shit Show
- CEO of Fuckery
- Fucker in Charge of You Fucking Fucks
- Chief of This Fucking Circus
Ideal for anyone who rules with a no-nonsense attitude, this set is the perfect blend of humor and authority. Own your power, one pen stroke at a time!
Our shipping times range from 7-21 days, depending on the product and location.
Orders from our Melbourne warehouse typically arrive within 7 business days. For made-to-order or overseas warehouse items, please allow 14-21 days for delivery.
Products with a delivery time of 14-21 days are clearly marked in the product description.
We primarily utilize Australia Post and Couriers for shipping, and you'll receive a tracking number via email once your order is dispatched.
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